Theaterstück sketch schulentlassfeier

Den finde ich lustig, einfach, effektvoll The Hungarian Cinderella N: Narrator PC: Prince Charming FG: Fairy Godmother C: Cinderella US: Ugly Sisters This sketch is to be done without any emotion or expression at all. The five characters should sit in a row an start slowly and lethargically. Everyone should say the line after the person before them has sat down. Take one step forward from the chair and say your lines. NEVER LAUGH AT ANYTHING. N: I am the narrator PC: I am Prince Charming US: I am the Ugly Sisters C: I am Cinderella FG: I am the Fairy Godmother N: Once upon a time in the land of never, never and far beyond, outside Mosbach, there lived a Prince Charming. PC: I am Prince Charming. N: And there lived the Ugly Sisters. US: I am the Ugly Sisters. N: And the Ugly Sisters sister, Cinderella C: I am Cinderella. US: We are so exicited, we are going to the ball. C: I am sad, I am not going to the ball. US: Cinderella, bring us our pop socks. C: Alright US: Cinderella, bring us our glass eye. C: Alright US: We are so exicited, we are going to dance with Prince Charming. C: Alright. US: Cinderella, stay here and do the washing up. C: Alright. N: A little while later. C: I am so sad. FG: Don't be sad, I am your Fairy Godmother. C: Oh, you startled me. FG: Why are you so sad? C: I am not going to the ball. FG: Oh yes, you are. C: Oh no, I am not. FG: Oh yes, you are. C: Oh no, I am not. FG: Oh yes, you are. C: Alright. FG: I will give you a party dress to wear. ping. C: Oh, it's beautiful. FG: I will give you pop socks to wear. ping. C: Alright. FG: I will give you a glass. slipper to wear. ping. C: Thank you. FG: You can go to the ball now, but you must be back before midnight. C: Alright. N: A little while later at the ball. PC: I am Prince Charming. I am so handsome. C: You are so handsome. PC: I know. I am going to dance with you. C: Alright. US: We are jealous. C: I am happy. PC: I am handsome. FG: I am the Fairy Godmother FG: Sorry N: It was soon midnight. The clock began to strike. dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong. C: Oh, it's midnight, I must go now. PC: Alright. N: She ran away. C: Oh no, I must have dropped my glass slipper, but I must go before my popsocks turn into pumpkins. N: The next day. US: We are jealous. C: I am happy. FG: I am the Fairy Godmother. FG: Sorry N: Then Prince Charming arrived at the house looking so handsome. PC: I am so handsome. US: You are so handsome. PS: You are so ugly. US: I know. PC: I have brought a slipper, will your try it on? US: It fits. PC: No, it doesn't. US: Yes it does. PC: No it doesn't. US: Alright. PS: Will you try the slipper on? C: Alright. FG: It fits. C: I am so happy. PC: I am so handsome, I am going to marry you. C: Alright. US: We are jealous. PC: I am handsome. C: I am happy. FG: I am the Fairy Godmother. ALL: WE KNOW. N: They all lived happily ever after. T_H_E E_N_D